LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna believe this! Our very own smooth-talking con artist just pulled off a heist so clever, it's got the whole town buzzing. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a king's ransom. The cops are on the case, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their fingers. Word on the street is that he/she might be head